"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”