miley cyrus is more upset over losing her dogs than she was over losing liam and that is how you fucking do it
"He started crying - which I’ve never seen before. You see, he’s a sociopath, and most sociopath’s don’t cry. And most of them never admit they’re a bad person. And Ted looked up to me and said ‘John, I want to be a good person, I’m just not.’"
“Ted really knew he was evil. Evil, evil, evil. And, believe me, really evil.”
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions
i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can