causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

(Source: michaelsocha, via hulimakai)

heartbreaks:

my favourite thing about summer is that  i dont feel like i want to jump off a bridge every sunday

(via hulimakai)

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*

heycharlieday:

the final moments of breaking bad

(Source: rootsandthrones, via ruinedchildhood)

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

image

(Source: andrewbelami, via ruinedchildhood)

sunfl0werpetal:

omgbuglen:

Quadruple Rainbow

OMG

(via listen-to-me-now)

sniffing:

anxiety in one picture

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: katara, via ruinedchildhood)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via ruinedchildhood)

not-an-angel:

animeboobies:

lnnea:

top 10 must-visit destinations:

  1. my bed
  2. my bed
  3. my bed
  4. my bed
  5. my bed
  6. my bed
  7. my bed
  8. my bed
  9. my bed
  10. my bed

is this meant to be a testament to how lazy you are or are you trying to seduce someone i can’t tell

both.

(via reeefer-madnesss)

mydrunkkitchen:

this is all I need

(Source: serfborts, via hulimakai)